How do we, as a community, broaden our horizons if we don’t explore every facet of gaming. Just playing Cookie Clicker earned me a lot of scorn and “you’re not a gamer” ridicule from the usual gang of idiots. There’s even an end game involving the Grandmas you hire. There’s holiday-themed special events that unlock new upgrades. There’s also bonus cookies that appear randomly somewhere on the screen that set off random special effects. Cookie Clicker has twelve, all of which can be upgraded multiple times to be more productive.
For starters, the XBLIG clone only had six possible things you could buy, and those things couldn’t be upgraded. I vastly underestimated how quickly and poorly the XBLIG clone was handled, because Cookie Clicker has a lot more going for it than just purchasing upgrades and watching cookies roll in. So yes, you click a cookie to earn cookies which you spend on “buildings” that produce more cookies, or bonus items that increase the amount of cookies you can earn. I was legitimately addicted to Cookie Clicker, which is less a game and more a narcotic, only more legal and dangerous to your relationships. This is the entirety of the game.ĥ0+ hours later, with my index finger swollen from all the clicking, I have to admit, yea, they were right. The original marketplace page for Banana had no screenshots of the “gameplay” so I took one myself. We all love you.” I was thinking “oh come ON, any game that could have inspired this can’t possibly win me over. But here’s the weird part: people who were making fun of this lazy version of Cookie Clicker were also warning me to not actually try Cookie Clicker myself. After picking enough bananas, you could spend those on upgrades that pick the bananas automatically for you. The idea being you would press A to “pick a banana” and watch a counter go up.
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I found out it was based on a popular free web game called Cookie Clicker. It makes me wonder if the boob games have been an overall positive for XBLIG as a whole.Īnyway, Banana was the worst game I’ve ever played in my entire life. If not for the fact that I’ve heard from a lot of regular readers who discovered me and the XBLIG scene from those reviews, I unquestionably would be leaving them alone. My most popular reviews are all, sadly, games with anime-style graphics and lots of boobies. These games get attention, and not just for devs.
More over, I can be just as cynical as game developers. I figured, why not? Among other things, I live in the San Fransisco Bay Area and I support gay rights, so I’m going to Hell anyway. If MS deems a game unsuitable for the marketplace, they can delete your ability to play it. Here’s what it looks like when you try to boot it up. Here’s what it looks like on my “recent” tab from the dashboard. By the way, when that happens with an XBLIG you’ve already bought, they WILL remove your ability to play the game from your Xbox. I guess having two chicks make like they’re going to fuck each-other with a banana is just the sort of thing that gets you yanked. The game, Banana Bananza, was pulled today from the XBLIG market place. It featured two lesbians on the cover making out and suggestively wielding bananas like they were dildos. Earlier this week, I was browsing the XBLIG marketplace when I came across a game that caught my attention.
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